So I have a bunch of old writings and fanfics and things that I never finished, and they're just sitting here collecting dust, so I might as well share those little suckers. Tell me what you think. Honest opinions.
I was in Opelucid City just taking my time, wandering for no reason really. Lights flashed everywhere, people roamed the streets. I was trying to keep as cool and collected as possible, but inside, I felt turmoil. Everyone was probably staring at me. Everyone knew I was the freak; the creature that wasn't human, but wasn't a Pokemon. I needed to get away.
My heart skipped a beat when I saw the gate to Route 10. The only people there would be Trainers who were training, no, forcing their Pokemon to fight. As I stepped through the gate, I saw waiting Trainers look up and stare. I kept my head low and walked past, but another, bolder Trainer stepped in front of me.
"Who do you think you are," he sneered, "you're nothing but a fool. Trying to take my Pokemon. I'll stop you right here, so you don't even have to challenge Alder!"
I took a step back. "S-sir, I... I don't want to fight. I'm just passing through..."
"Passing through for what? To steal the Pokemon from Draconesis Ranch?"
"You're ignorant. You don't know what Draconesis Ranch is? It's only the best Dragon-Type Pokemon ranch in Unova, maybe even the best in the world!"
"Oh. I see..." I put my hand to my chin, beginning to ponder wether I should make a visit.
"Hey! What the hell is wrong with you," The Trainer commented again, snapping me back into reality, "You, me, battle, now."
I lowered my head as the Trainer led us outside to a more suitable location to stage our battle.
I didn't want to fight.... But I couldn't just run, but then it hit me, "Reshiram! Make your descend!"
The Trainer shot me a look of pure disbelief. "Reshiram," he sneered, "no dragon would choose you to be Uno-"
The Trainer was stopped mid sentence as the massive white dragon flew overhead and landed by my side with an audible, ground-shaking thud.
"F-fraxure... Return please...." The Trainer whimpered, "I'll defeat you someday.... When- when I'm stronger...." and with that, the Trainer fled back towards Opelucid City.
After the incident, Reshiram took back to its business in the sky, and I continued on my way towards the ranch, at least, that was the plan, but I didn't know where it was. It shouldn't be too hard to find, if not, then I'll ask someone.
I continued to walk for a few minutes, until I saw a large wooden gate towering over the path. Draconesis Ranch, the sign read. I stepped through the gate as my plans ran through my head, repeating itself with strict fluency. Talk to the owner, visit the Pokemon, if the ranch doesn't treat the Pokemon well enough, Team Plasma will take over immediately. If it is up to standards, the Ranch will become desolate when I issue the command to finally complete the perfect formula...
I entered a large courtyard, housing a rather small building not too far from the entrance, but not before passing a multitude of Deinos going about their business. They looked well. I walked up to the counter, where an attendant looked up from her desk, "hello sir, would you like to pick up or drop off a Pokemon here?"
"No thank you. I'm just here to talk to the person in charge."
"Ok, follow me," the attendant mumbled as she scribbled something down in a notebook.
The attendant lead me outside again, and into another building, not far from ours. The attendant stopped outside the door.
"She should be in here," she whispered, "look for a short girl with red and black hair"
I walked into the building, scanning the room for the girl I was supposed to meet, and my eyes soon met the girl, petting a Hydreigon.
"Excuse me," I asked, "you're the owner here?"
The girl stood up and faced me. She had frizzy crimson and black hair underneath a blue fedora.
"Ah, hello! I'm Zoei, Zoei Daciana. And yes, I'm in charge here. What would you like?"
"Good! I was just wondering though... I just want to see the Pokemon here. Take a tour."
She gave me a confused look "Oh... Well we have a guide who can show you around..."
"I want to see everything from the owner's eyes. Do you have a problem with my proposition?"
"N-no sir... Sorry."
"So what would you like to see first?" Zoei sighed as she gained her composure again.
"Just show me around. I don't care where we start."
Zoei looked around for a moment, and her eyes stopped on the Hydreigon sitting calmly besides her. I hadn't gotten a good look at the Hydreigon earlier, but apon closer inspection, the Hydreigon wore a purple vest, much like the one Zoei was wearing. The fur on its head was slicked back.
"Oh... This is Lavender! She's my Hydreigon!" She reached out and gave the Hydreigon a pat on the shoulder.
I tensed up. "Why do you put her in clothes... That's no way to treat a friend... It messes up the equation..." I growled.
"She... She... When she was a Deino she got cold easily so I had to give her a sweater, but when she evolved she got so attached to it..." Zoei lowered her head in what looked like shame, however, Lavender let out a content purr.
"Oh... But you don't force her to dress up do you?"
"No. But um... Can we just get on with the tour," she sighed under her breath.
This man was strange, I didn't know what to think of him. I found him to be intimidating, and his motives were unclear.... But I didn't really have much of a choice. I would just have to put up with him.
I lead him outside, pointing to different facilities... The breeding den, the storage, the sleeping dens... He would just nod as I pointed out things, but when it came to Pokemon, it seemed he was all over them. He played with them, and even got one of the shyer Deinos to to come out and play. But the oddest thing about him, was that he talked to the Pokemon like he understood them... Was he some sort of Pokemon rights activist? I was just so unsure and curious. Finally I asked, "so... What is your name?"
"My name? N."
If my thoughts weren't racing before, they were now. N... Where had I heard that name before... Then it hit me. This was N. Team Plasma's king.
"L-Lavender!" I shouted, my voice shaking in fear, "please come here!" Then to N, "please don't take the Pokemon here... They have good homes, and we promise we take care of them to the best of our ability..."
"Don't worry. If I deem this place unsuitable for my friends, I would have said so already."
Lavender finally made her way towards me. Even with the loyal Hydreigon at my side, and N's non-threatening words, I was still shaking and speechless.
The mysteries of the Pokemon world
People waiting forever to battle you
People coming out of bushes
Gaycheese is a horrible father
N's biological parents are assholes in general
Ledgendary pokemon that were gods, becoming slaves
How do pokemon learn tms
Why do I need to teach a water pokemon to surf
You can burst into anyone's home
Stealing from trash cans
How do you use surf on land
Why are you allowed to use earthquake in a subway
Why do the fandom like the subway bosses
What is with emmet and joltiks
Why is nearly everything in chargestone cave weak to fire
Team plasma castle and frigate
How did team plasma get all that money
Why are children allowed to have dangerous monsters and leave home forever at 10
Free health care and expensive soda
Why doesn't the pokemon world have flashlights
Riding your bike indoors
How does pokemon language work
How do they get meat
Do they eat plant pokemon
Why do pokemon teams
Pokemon fandom problems
No, I'm not a competitive battler, stop challenging me to damn battles!
Just because I mostly specialize in analyzing the logic and theories of Pokemon, doesn't mean I'm not a true fan
I don't like 1st gen all that much. There I said it.
Yes I'm an N fangirl, no I'm not insane, no I do not write ooc shipping fanfics about him. If you think otherwise, please refrain from calling me a fangirl and call me the Nterpreter instead
How do fire Pokemon work????
Stupid fan theories
Lack of evidence
Lack of detailed characters
Lack of canon consistency
Creepy Pokedex entries
Some fanfic I never named
(I'm actually thinking about continuing it, if anyone wants to help)
Joy surged through my veins as Zekrom fell to the ground. I had accomplished my goal, and now Unova would be changed for the better. Just as I began to strut towards the entrance of my throne room, Ghetsis stepped into the room. A large smile pulled at his lips; it had been forever since I had last seen Father smile so proudly. "Well done boy! Come, your goal is yet to be fulfilled!," He raved. I couldn't help but smile as I passed Black, his expression resembled something of sadness. I felt a stab of this sadness too, but it was nothing compared to the immense searing joy that masked it.
Ghetsis led me to a dark room I had never seen before, he then grabbed my shoulders tightly and stared into my eyes; it was making me very uncomfortable . "You are such a stupid boy," he whispered. I was confused, just mere minutes ago he was praising me, now he was raving madly, calling me worthless and ignorant. "I can't believe that all these years you never knew you were nothing but a puppet! How smart of me," he continued. "Now enough of that, this is what I really wanted to show you," Ghetsis pointed to an incredibly large glass tube. I could faintly see the dark silloute of a large Pokemon standing motionless inside it. I refused to get up. "What did you do to that Pokemon?" I growled, trying to be threatening; Ghetsis didn't seem fazed in the slightest. "Get up! Now!" He shouted. I was scared to the point of crying, so I obeyed. As I walked closer to the glass tube I saw a tall alien-like Pokemon. "This Pokemon is called Mewtwo," Ghetsis informed, "I caught it when I was in Kanto. This Pokemon will help me rule the world and punish those who try to defy me."
"Why are you telling me this? And more importantly... How long have you confined this Pokemon like this!," I shouted. The rage engulfing my body couldn't be controlled by any means.
"That's not impor-" Ghetsis was cut off as the motionless Pokemon inside the tube broke the glass. I could only stare at the Pokemon helplessly as it's eyes locked on mine and began to glow blue. Dark thoughts began to fill my mind, overpowering all logic and meaning to everything. I despratlely fought to turn away from the Pokemon, but it held me motionless, and the dark energy flowing into me only grew stronger. The only feeling left inside my drained body was a pure hatred of everything. "Who are you?," Mewtwo spoke. "You are interesting..."
"I'm N," I replied.
"N...Yes, but you are more than just N. You are the child of Pokemon."
"I am," I agreed.
"What that fool has done to us is unforgivable." Mewtwo pointed at Ghetsis, his expression was one of disbelief. "Now is the time for you to fulfill your true dream. We can accomplish that together."
"No!," I shouted, "You are tricking me, and I refuse to be the variable to another equation!"
"N, Pokemon do not lie. Have you forgotten this? We are two of a kind and we must never use one another."
I let this thought sink into my mind. Pokemon don't lie... Pokemon don't lie... How could have I forgotten this... "Mewtwo, you are right. We must no longer suffer under the hands of humans. The formula for a perfect world will be subtracting all humans from the equation. And I know just how to start..." I sent out Reshiram and eyed Ghetsis.
"What are you doing...?" Ghetsis demanded, though I could faintly hear doubt and fear in his voice.
"Reshiram, Hyper Beam!" Reshiram unleashed a powerful Hyper Beam from it's mouth, it hit just above where Ghetsis stood. The attack punched a gaping hole through the wall. Rubble became loose and collapsed on top Ghetsis. A fresh wave of happiness and a sense of victory surged through me, not caring if I had killed him or not.
"N!," I heard a familiar voice scream. I turned my head only to see Black, Cheren, and Bianca standing in the doorway.
"Get out of my sight!" I demanded, "Now!"
"N, we came to tell you this is wrong!"
"Shut up! I will do as I please and no worthless human will be able to stop me." I shoved them aside and walked down to the Pokemon League, where Mewtwo and I were greeted by police officers. "Reshiram, Fusion Flare!" an enormous ball of flaming energy began to form at Reshiram's mouth, but soon a mass of Pokemon came running up to the large dragon. Herdier and Stoutland jumped up at Reshiram, though not even in their large numbers were they enough to bring down Reshiram. Mewtwo attacked the stampeding Pokemon with Physic. "Stand right where you are and do not order your Pokemon another command!" an officer shouted. At least ten more officers surrounded Mewtwo and I. I hung my head, trying to think of a way to escape. If I moved, they would shoot, if I didn't I'd be arrested. Either outcome was guaranteed to be horrific. Suddenly Zoroark came out of it's Pokeball. Great. You're gonna kill us all now. I expected the officers to start shooting, but instead, the began to clap and cheer. Reshiram stopped in mid-attack, and gave me a confused look. "Mewtwo! What happened!" I whispered coldly.
"I've possessed them, they think you are Black and that you have defeated yourself as Black!"
"Ah... Brilliant!," I exclaimed proudly, "Reshiram, will you be kind enough to take Mewtwo and I to the P2 lab?"
Reshiram nodded and lowered its massive body to the ground, allowing us to climb on, using the Dragon's thick feathers a rope. Reshiram took off and I began to I began to talk to Mewtwo about our plan. "Even with you two, Reshiram and you, I am not strong enough to wipe out the humans in order to make a perfected world. We need help. Mewtwo?"
"N, I suggest we recruit more Pokemon. Perhaps legendaries like myself?"
"Yes. That's a nice suggestion. We could start with the Musketeer Trio. The leader of the trio, Cobalion is already weary of humans.
"wonderful." Mewtwo replied.
I set out on my journey to find these mythical Pokemon, but after an unsuccessful term of trying to track down the musketeer trio I turned again to Mewtwo.
"Mewtwo... These Pokemon are illusive. How did you ever expect me to capture them!" I shouted.
The large alien-like Pokemon gritted his teeth and spat "I offered you some advice. Could you just be grateful I'm trying to help you!"
"Are you in need of some help...?" I heard someone say. It wasn't anyone's voice I recognized. I turned around to see a young man just a little taller than I. He had slicked back blonde hair, and wore a lab coat. He looked like some sort of mad scientist- and his weirdest asset; a blue strand of hair that seemed to defy gravity as it danced around his head.
"Are you ok?," he questioned as I stared in confusion at his thought-provoking hair.
He proceeded to introduce himself without waiting for my answer, "I am Colress, I'm a scientist who wants to bring out the maximum potential in Pokemon!"
I contemplated this for a moment.
" Do you think you can help me?," I said after a moment, "my name is N, and I am trying to capture the legendary Pokemon Cobalion, Terrikion, and Verizon."
Colress pulled a small tablet from his pocket and began to type.
"Well, N, according to several myths the Pokemon normally reside in sacred areas: Cobalion in Guidance Chamber, Terrikion in Trial Chamber, and Verizion in Rumination Field. However... These Pokemon do travel, making them difficult to find from time to time.
The diary of the Underworld King
My pet, Cyrus, is such a pain. All he does is complain, and to top it off, I don't want him in the first place. Arceus forced me to take him after he kept harassing my brothers, Dialga and Palkia, and my cousins Mesprit, Azelf, and Uxie. Everytime someone gets into trouble with one of us, Sinnoh legendary Pokemon, Arceus sends them to me. I think Arceus is trying to punish me with Cyrus, because one, he won't shut up, and two, I have to take care of him for the rest of his known life, and I can't kill him myself either. In the three years I have had Cyrus I have only enjoyed one day, and that was when Cyrus was gone. It all started when three teleporting ninjas randomly appeared during Cyrus was eating lunch. The ninjas stuffed him into a bag,and poofed off. I could have sworn that one of them took his salad too. Unfortunately, they came back the next day. One of the ninjas was holding a pokeball, and he threw it straight at me. For a second I thought they were going to catch me, but I ended up suffering a worse fate. Cyrus came out of the pokeball, gasping for air and muttering "That was the worst thing I have ever been through," like a crazed demon. "Don't leave me with him again! Take him back, please! Please!" I pleaded, but they took my Griseous Orb instead and poofed away again."Great, they took my orb and I'm stuck with him AGAIN!" I grunted. "Aww, why thank you, keep in mind I don't want to see you either," He said sarcastically, he also made this wired gesture with his hands that I had no idea what he meant. Then right after that the strangest thing happened, a green haired teenager barged into the Distortion World shouting, "LIBERATION!!!!" shortly afterwards someone else with green hair came in, dragging the first green haired idiot by his hair, straight out of the Distortion World, muttering something like, "You good-for-nothing boy, why are you so stupid?"
I finally continued my conversation with Cyrus, "Look, dude. I'll make you grow a new pair of eyebrows just so I can burn them off again if you keep pestering me," I retorted back. He made a noise that sounded like half a sigh and half an annoyed grunt, and walked off.
Then there was that time that Cyrus refused to eat dinner and he threw his soup in my face. After that he hasn't been allowed near the tv ever since. Well actually, he's not allowed near the tv, or any electronic device for that matter, because he keeps taking it apart then trying to put it back together; he shocked himself in the process which I can't lie, I enjoyed watching. The only reasons why I don't let him near the appliances is because, first off, Arceus would kill me if he died. He keeps claiming that "Even someone who has done a wrong deed, is still one of his precious children."
I have absolutely no clue why he thinks that he is "Precious," especially since he sent him to ME! for punishment, which clearly states he is not "Precious" not in the remote slightest.Honestly, Arceus' logic makes no sense whatsoever. I can't believe he's my brother.
The most poorly written thing ever
I awoke slowly to the sound of a quietly humming engine, such noise was normal to hear, but it bothered me more than it should. What ever happened to the sounds of Pokemon cries begging for my mercy, or Ghetsis' mad raving? Now things were boring. Of course even Team Plasma had those times when we had to lay low, but even in those times I was either training, or was out on a mission with the Shadow Triad.
"Izzamek!" I heard a gruff voice yell.
I stretched, fluffed my fur and walked towards the deck of the frigate.
"What is it, Yasuki?" I called back to my Triad-mate.
"Lord Ghetsis has a mission for us." Yasuki mumbled, then he dissipated off to wherever we were supposed to be meeting. I supposed he was in the control room.
I walked groggily to the control room, where Yasuki, Teppei, Kenkichi, and Ghetsis awaited.
"You must work on those teleporting skills, Izzamek, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep up with the Triad if you don't." Ghetsis snapped.
I'm a Zangoose, not an Abra! I thought, but I knew better than to talk back to Ghetsis.
"You are probably wondering why I've called you here, yes? Well, you are here on a special mission. Perhaps the most important mission of your lives.," Ghetsis paused and looked at me. I tried to stare back with the amount of seriousness that he had placed, but I could only stare back with surprise. Ghetsis continued,
"I have all told you of the Pokemon that was the product of Reshiram and Zekrom, this Pokemon is called Kyeruem. It is A very powerful ice and dragon type, and your new mission is to capture it."
I tried to keep a strait face while thoughts clouded my head. I had been on many dangerous missions before, but I have never before confronted a legendary. It almost seemed reckless.
"Any questions?" Ghetsis asked, slapping me back into reality. The Triad and I stayed silent.
"Good. You are dismissed." We saluted our leader and the triad teleported away. Ghetsis swiveled his chair around so he didn't have to look at me and he groaned, remembering I couldn't teleport. I tried my hardest with all my previous knowledge and training, but couldn't manage it. I sulked as I walked knowing that I had disappointed my leader again.
Normally I would have asked the Triad for help or gone back to sleep, but this time I just couldn't take it anymore. I walked towards the frigate's bridge and leapt down. It would be a nice opportunity to get away from everyone. I began to walk around, not planning to even go anywhere in particular. I passed the P2 lab and found the edge of the small island. I took off my belt and tied it around my head and began wading into the water. I was soon swimming, but I didn't know where; I just let the current carry me. I finally reached land and the smells of humans came heavily from each direction. I finally decided to travel north. After a little time I found myself in a small town. More scents came flooding in. I smelt food, humans, other Pokemon, and... Zangoose. I hadn't seen another Zangoose since Poppy died. I followed the scent and found that it came from a nearby house. I lightly scratched on the door. The door opened soon after. I made an attempt to retract my claws as much as possible and look cute and harmless. "You poor thing! your soaking wet! And your ear, that's terrible!" the woman at the door said. She opened the door wider and let me in.
1 sniffed around and found where the scent of the other Zangoose was strongest. By the scent I could tell the Zangoose was a fully grown female. I walked into the room and the other Zangoose just stared at me for a moment. She leapt off the bed and started to sniff me. After she was done I sniffed her and stood up on my hind legs, fiddled with my translator for a bit and said
"Hello, I'm Izzamek!" She looked at me in shock and growled. "I'm sorry! Did I scare you?" I asked.
"RUDY!", she screamed, " Don't try hiding yourself with fake names!
"How do you know my old name?" I questioned.
"What do you mean 'how do I know your name?' I'm you mother! The mother of a murderer!"
"Mother! Please!," I scoffed. "Don't you play games with me, either!" I tried to hide myself but I knew she was right. And if she was my mother she probably wanted me dead.
"Rudy. Don't pretend you don't know. Don't pretend you don't remember. You killed Jayde, and I abandoned you. I wish you would have just died! But of course you went on and survived! Now tell me, who else have you killed!"
"I... I've..." I began to think back to all the Pokemon I've killed. I thought I would regret it, but I didn't. I was an assassin at heart, after all. "Mom... I... I'm an assassin."
She exploded with rage "YOU'RE WHAT!? AN ASSASSIN! Why... Am I not surprised. Why am I not... No one but a killer Zangoose would keep their claws unsheathed all the time..."
I tried to defend myself, "But...! My claws are stuck like this! It was a faulty experiment!"
"SURE IT WAS! SURE IT WAS!" My mom was now raving madly. She reared up on her hind legs and clawed at me. I jumped and clawed back in defense. We exchanged a couple more lashes before the fight consumed me. I didn't care that I was fighting my mother, I would stop at nothing to show my dominance and make my target suffer. I turned my lightning bolt belt buckle, the enemy saw her chance and pounced. I dodged and made a mad dash around the room. The electricity began to build in my body and I unleashed a bright blue flare of lighting.
"No! No! No!" The target shouted, "You can't kill me! You can't!"
"Goodbye!" I hissed. I lunged at my victim at lightning speed and plunged my claws into her leg, I could feel myself cutting into her muscle and her blood was matted heavily in my fur. I continued to cut the muscles in her legs as she screamed in agony. Suddenly a human through open the door and released a liepard. I knew I didn't have much time left and I plunged my claws into her heart and began to concentrate. The next thing I knew I was on the Plasma Frigate
And this is what would happen if my two strongest ocs tried to kill each other
In the sharp darkness a red light flickered on and off for a moment. On the 5th flick the light stayed on. The light's owner, a yellow unicorn pony swung her head from side to side, looking for something. Finally the unicorn stood still, looking to her left. A swift white flash of fur dashed by her side. The unicorn chased after the fur and bowed her head as she ran, hoping to impale her target on her slender horn. However she wasn't fast enough to do so. A bright blue crackle of lightning lit the field, not from the sky, but from the ground itself. The lightning came from the owner of the white fur who had now fully revealed himself; he was a tall, heavy Zangoose covered in scars. His twisted fangs poked from his lips and his right ear was crooked. The unicorn let out a blood-curdling howl as a high pitched buzzing sounded. The Zangoose dodged just as the unicorn ran past him, however the unicorn had snagged some of his fur and it was painfully torn out of his skin. The fur was lacerated into tiny fragments by the unicorn's now spinning horn. It was comparable to that of a chainsaw or drill. The Zangoose inhaled deeply and exhaled a large breath of fire towards his yellow enemy. Nearby grass and a a few bushes caught fire in seconds. The Zangoose stood still in silent apprehension for a moment until he heard a yowl from the unicorn. The unicorn's eyes were now a wild bright red tainted with an ounce of baby blue, her pupils dilated; tail and mane ablaze with the Zangoose's flames. The unicorn ran towards the Zangoose and she flung her tail at him in an attempt to burn him. The Zangoose was hit on his stomach, burning some of the fur on his lightning bolt mark.
Here have a conversation I had with cleverbot
User: Hey cleverbot, are you clever?
Cleverbot: Yes very clever.
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Cleverbot (To myself): Not really. I don't have a job. I'm only in high school.
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(This one is my favorite)
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Cleverbot: *dies of death stare*.
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User: *chops off head*.
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User: I don't.
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Cleverbot: You don't remember what you asked me.
Cleverbot: *leaves too*.
THE END congrats if you actually read the whole thing